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Thursday, July 31, 2014

Short Story Part 1

Okay, so recently my mom told me about this cool little writing challenge that I committed myself to trying.  It's where you get a couple people to tell you things that need to be included in a short story (of any length), and then you include those elements, no matter how different or crazy they may seem.  Sound fun?  It is.  My mom and my sister each gave me one thing that I needed to include.  Here they are *drumroll* 


  • A stone falling on a dragon's head (my mom's suggestion)
  • A character who can't say anything but the truth (my sister's contribution)
Now I shall endeavor to meet these requirements with a short story that will hopefully be entertaining, enlightening, fun, majestic, grand in scope, all those good things.  

Quick unrelated fact before we get started:  I just added a new "Follow by Email" gadget thing to the side over there >>>>> that you should be able to reach and follow my posts, no email required!  Or wait... maybe you need an email... Whatever the case is, you now can follow me and get all my new posts via email!  And for no cost O.o I really should charge for people getting the privilege of reading my thoughts and ruminations... No matter.  Here we go --...

Wait, no, I just found out another cool little tidbit of useless trivia: I was intrigued by the word blog (say it ten times fast and it starts to sound like something I'd say when I just woke up in the middle of the night and I'm starving and need to get something to drink because my throat is raspy).  I searched it up on Wikipedia (the most reliable Internet resource out there ^.^) and found out that it's just the shortened version of web log.  Interesting.  

Without further ado, here we go on this incredible story, which I have decided to call: "The Short Story Consisting of Words in Which a Dragon Who Cannot Tell a Single Lie Gets Hit in the Head With a Boulder".  (It took me literally seconds to think of that one.  I'm so proud :D)  This is the first part out of who knows how many parts, so be sure to tell me what you think!  :D  I'll keep this all serial-like so you'll be intrigued and want to come back for more ;P  Which is why I introduced that little Follow by Email thing.  Oh the cleverness of me! XD 

The Short Story Consisting of Words in Which a Dragon Who Cannot Tell a Single Lie Gets Hit in the Head With a Boulder Part One

Having to tell the truth all the time was hard. Marius would know.  Everyone has little secrets that they keep hiding in the darkest, deepest crevices of their mind, but with a curse like Marius's, access to those dark, deep places was as easy as merely opening a book, or perhaps counting from one to three.  (Marius didn't like that simile, as he has always had some degree of difficulty in counting from one to three.)

When his enemies got hold of him and opened past the cover page of his figurative book, they started learning all sorts of secrets that Marius would've preferred stayed with him and him alone.  Soon, he found out that the best response was no response.  True, his curse urged him to spit out the truthful response, and he could never overcome that desire and tell a lie, but keeping silent wasn't the same as lying, so keeping silent he could pull off.

When he started this, his enemies were frustrated, because they were sure that they had yet to get to the best chapters.  "What are dragons afraid of?" they'd keep asking, all to no avail.  Marius would never answer that one.  (Unless his enemies found some sort of curse that could keep him from remaining silent.  That would prove problematic.)  Marius would never betray his own kind.

Marius, as you might have guessed, was a dragon.

But Marius is, of course, only a human-given name because his actual name is in the ancient language of dragons which has no written form and contains sounds that is impossible for humans to reproduce.  

But a certain General Vaidd Marius Verinicus VII (son of Vaidd Marius Verinicues VI, and so on) had discovered the dragon while the creature was sleeping, so upon capture of the beast, he had the dragon named after him.

Marius.  The sound of that name disgusted the dragon.  His name in his language was regal, royal.  It was majestic; it was a name that could not be matched in any name humans could give him.

And because of his truthful tendencies, he failed not to mention that fact to his human captors on several occasions.

After weeks of incarceration, General Vaidd Marius Verinicus VII grew agitated and irascible with the dragon's contemptible silence, and decided to resort to more drastic measures. 

"Find me someone who can curse this stupid dragon so that he cannot remain silent anymore," he said to his second-in-command, a muscular brute named Thezin.  "This is a mission of the utmost importance.  Succeed, and I promise you that you will count among the richest men in the whole land.  Fail, and you will wish that you had never been born."

Thezin nodded and grunted.  "I will find someone, milord.  And I will return ere a fortnight has passed."

Vaidd nodded.  "Very well.  Now leave me and return when you have succeeded.  Do not return should you fail.  Should you fail, try and escape.  But I warn you with this: you will never escape my wrath, no matter how far you run or how high you climb or how deep you dig.  There is nowhere you can go that is out of my reach."

Thezin bowed and left Vaidd's chambers.

A boy who sat in a throne beside Vaidd's said in a quiet voice, "Why does knowing this secret, this... what the dragons fear... why does know this mean so much to you, Father?"

"Know you nothing of the world, boy?" Vaidd questioned softly.  "Have I truly neglected being your father to the extent that I haven't told you about what the dragons did to me... what the dragons did to us?"

The young boy shook his head.  "No, Father. You haven't told me this story."

"The world is full of darkness, son," Vaidd said.  "Some darkness forms in the shape of men.  Some darkness forms in the shapes of creatures that dwell deep beneath the surface of the earth.  And some darkness forms in the shapes of dragons.  When I was a young boy, I lived in a palace with my father as king over the realm.  One day we were celebrating someone's birthday (perhaps it was my great-great aunt Broomhilda's birthday... I can't remember) when the dragons attacked, spewing fire all over the kingdom.  My father sent my mother and me into the back halls, where we ran from the dragons while he and his soldiers fought back.

"I was filled with so much fear that day as my mother and I ran for our lives, and Father and his soldiers gave theirs to buy us time.  Mother and I survived, as did many of peasants in the kingdom.  But all the soldiers who defended themselves against the dragons' unprovoked attack perished.  All including my father.  

"Ever since that day, son, I have sworn to discover what it is that the dragons fear most.  I have sworn to use that against them, as they used my greatest fear against me."

"What was your greatest fear, Father?" the boy asked in a trembling voice.

Vaidd looked at his son, tears in his eyes.  "My greatest fear was that my father, when he rode to war with his soldiers, wouldn't come back.  My greatest fear was that he would die in battle."

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Marius's cell lay at the top of the highest tower, where he could see the sky and the ground around him, making him long for the free feeling of flying.  But the bars surrounding him were forged of a metal that dragons couldn't bend or break, no matter how hard they rammed into the bars.  And Marius was a small dragon to begin with, so he was doubly inadequate.  

He didn't want to give up his honor by revealing the dragons' greatest secret, but what choice did he have?  What if he never gave up the secret and Vaidd would just let him die in this cell?  

He curled up on the floor and surrendered himself to the world of dreams, which was his only escape.  He could fly in his dreams.  But the terrifying thing was that in all his dreams, he knew that soon he would have to wake up.

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The end of part one!  So, what did you think?  Hopefully not too long-winded XD  I literally wrote this just now, so I hope it's good.  

So, yeah!  Tell me what you think.  What you liked/what you didn't like.  What you'd like to see more of, that sort of thing.  

As always,

Myth: the "Panda With a Pencil"


Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Pixar or DreamWorks?

We'll just start this post with this:  I am a huge fan of animation.  So when there are two rival companies producing animated features, of course there will be some division as to which is better.  Of course, right?  Well, this particular Panda With a Pencil is determined to come to a conclusion.

Before I get too carried away, welcome to my blog!  If this is the first post you've ever read on this blog, well, you missed one that's very important.  It isn't called "A Thorough Introduction" for nothing!  It outlines basically everything important about me -- things that I may quiz you on later ;)  But if this is the second post on my blog that you're reading, then you're right where you should be!  If this is the third post that you've read... well, then things get confusing really fast.

So, without further ado, we'll have to go into the deep subjects of animation.  

I'll start out by saying this:  Pixar has some great classics.  Up, Wall-E, The Incredibles, Ratatouille (it only took me two tries to spell that right.  Beat that -- without looking ;P), Monsters Inc. ... It has a lot going for it.  Brave was good, as was Toy Story.  When Pixar has really great ideas, they have really great ideas.  But I'm not all too satisfied with their sequels. Toy Story 2 wasn't as good as it could have been, and I felt that Toy Story 3 was kinda unnecessary... Plus, way too much gratuitous stuff to get a G rating.  I blame the MPAA ;P  

Monsters University had an okay story and decent animation, but didn't feel quite worthy (to me at least) to be considered something attached to Monsters Inc. .  It felt sort of ... under Pixar's usual standards.  So I guess what I'm getting at is this:  Pixar's sequels aren't the best movies out there, even though perhaps the first film was really good.  (The one exception, in my opinion, was Cars 2, which, despite how much I liked the first, I felt was better, because... Mater.  XD)  

I've heard rumors about The Incredibles 2, Cars 3, and perhaps another addition to the Monsters franchise, all of which I hope are really just rumors and will never amount to anything.  The Incredibles remains a really good superhero movie, but giving it a sequel will not be the best idea in the world, at least I think XD  Who knows, maybe they'll exceed my expectations.  It happened with Despicable Me 2 (which I know isn't either Pixar or DreamWorks... but still pretty good XD).

But now, we get to DreamWorks.  And now we get to my favorite animated movie of all time.

Kung Fu Panda 2.

That movie was all that a sequel should be. It improved upon the first.  (The first is my third favorite animated movie of all time, preceded by Disney's Bolt)  Kung Fu Panda 2 is my all time favorite animated movie.  And it's a sequel.  And it's DreamWorks.

Boom.

Add to the Panda franchise (maybe I'm kinda biased because... pandas, but whatever XD) the fact that DreamWorks is responsible for How to Train Your Dragon (the sequel of which looks REALLY good), The Croods, Megamind, and Puss in Boots... Well, suffice to say that with me, DreamWorks is on a rampage.  In a good way XD

True, we then must look back at how DreamWorks had way too many movies in the Shrek franchise and the second Madagascar movie perhaps wasn't wholly necessary (though the third one was my favorite of the series, and that new PENGUINS of Madagascar movie looks great), but DreamWorks sequels are getting better and better.  They seem to know what they're doing.  I also haven't seen Mr. Peabody and Sherman, but I have seen some of the older cartoons, and I'm pretty excited for that one to come out on DVD.

So, the majority of my top ten animated movies come from DreamWorks.  While Pixar has its shining moments (Up and Wall-E are the two that will forever remain classics), for me at least, it seems like DreamWorks has more shining moments.

So I choose DreamWorks.

Whoever's reading this, if you have an opinion on this very, very, VERY delicate matter, just comment and say it!  If you don't agree with me, that's fine.  Everyone's entitled to their own opinions (as long as they realize that my opinion is always right!)  ;P

Myth: the "Panda With a Pencil"

Monday, July 28, 2014

A Thorough Introduction

Hey!  This is my blog, Panda With a Pencil.  I'm glad you could make it here safely and in one piece!  *kicks guard dogs*  My name is Frenziedmythology.  My friends call me Myth (and Myth the Tyrannical Warpanda... bwahahahahah!).  You can call me whatever you want, as long as you don't call me late for supper!

Ha...

Ha.

Anyway, moving on.  I guess maybe I should start with the reason I have made this blog.  Or maybe I shouldn't have started with that... If you were expecting some sort of huge deep philosophical reason, you'll be disappointed.  I just thought it would be fun. That's it in a nutshell, I guess.

Anywho, I'll start with a list of things about me that you probably don't know.  Yet, at least.  Or maybe you do know and you're just a few steps ahead of me.  We'll see as we go on.

FACT #1 -- I am a Christian first and foremost.  
FACT #2 -- I love writing and reading.  Fantasy mostly, though I will read some sci-fi perhaps.  Some historical fiction is good as well.  (I loved The Boy in the Striped Pajamas no matter how terrible the ending was)
FACT #3 -- Captain America is my favorite superhero.  
FACT #4 -- Pandas are my favorite animals, if you couldn't tell.  (I tried to make that fact and the fact about me loving to write evident in the name of this blog, but I'm not too sure that I succeeded...)
FACT #5 -- I don't really have a set number of facts that I want to reach... so this list could go on indefinitely for all I know!
FACT #6 -- I have antidaephobia, which means that I fear that somewhere in the world a duck is watching me.
FACT #7 -- Blue is my favorite color.  Sorry orange lovers, but blue is just... blue.
FACT #8 -- Fantasy isn't fantasy without dragons.
FACT #9 -- My favorite band is Falling Up.  They're a good Christian rock band :)  
FACT #10 -- Boromir is my favorite Lord of the Rings character, followed by Faramir and Gimli.
FACT #11 -- I believe that Pluto counts as a planet, and not as a "dwarf" planet.
FACT #12 -- If you need to get me to do something, Reese's peanut butter cups is what you should use to tempt me.  I can't say no to the stupid things D':
FACT #13 -- Tapirs are also cool animals, along with platypuses, orcas, narwhals, and giraffes.  God must really have a sense of humor XD

There.  After all that, if you still have questions about who I am and what I do, then I guess you should just... I don't know.  Ask in the comments or replies section or whatever.  I guess I could answer SOME questions... 

Humorously yours,

Myth: the "Panda With a Pencil"